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The Casual Restaurant Critic is where you can read all about restaurants both in Merida, the Yucatan and beyond.

What is the Attraction of Konsushi?

The Casual Critic has had the opportunity, so to speak, to have lunch at this extremely popular sushi restaurant located behind the Pemex gas station across from Sam’s Club on the Prolongacion de Montejo , thanks to invitations from extended family members who seem to enjoy it.
Do you enjoy hot, crowded, noisy, rushed-service sushi restaurants? Then this could be the place for you.
You can call him a snob, but the Critic cannot find anything remotely attractive about this sushi restaurant. The creamy dips and things give the Critic the willy-nillys (hygiene and temperature issues come to mind) and most of the rolls have artery clogging philadelphia cheese throughout.

On one occasion, the Critic had to visit the washroom and, in spite of Mini-Critic’s warnings against doing so, visited the men’s room. The accompanying photo can give potential diners of what they will find. The complete absence of any aesthetic considerations is astonishing. Note the professional electrical installation with several wires sticking out next to the tiny sink. The lack of any kind of toilet seat on the WC is another nod to third world expectations.

If this is what is visible to the public’s naked eye, what doesn’t happen in the kitchen?

But they are a very popular choice. Price seems to be the main attraction, along with the fact that they are feeding to their clientele what that clientele thinks is exotic Japanese food. On weekends and nights, the place is jumping.

The Critic gives it a solid 2 out of 5.

Starbucks – November 9th, 2007 in Merida Yucatan

Here is living proof that the former Wendy’s site, next to the Gran Plaza mall in northern Merida, will very soon be a hang-out of all the local wanna-be’s who can afford to spend 40-60 pesos for their coffee.

One has to wonder why people get so upset about Starbucks coming into an area – Starbucks isn’t exactly pointing guns at people’s heads to make them buy coffee there are they? I mean if it bothers people so much, don’t go and Starbucks will eventually leave. Business is business.
The Critic also wonders what all the coffee places are thinking? Will they re-train their staff to be better, friendlier and faster? Or will they throw their hands in the hair, stomp their feet and whine that it’s ‘unfair’.
The Casual Restaurant Critic gets a special kick out of the folks (American Walmart Bashers mostly he suspects) who lament the demise of the “traditional cafés” in Merida!
Let it be known: There are no traditional cafés in Merida!
A brief history of coffee in Merida:
The first one to offer a cappuccino was Mario’s, a hole in the wall in Plaza Fiesta that served some pretty horrendous cappuccino complete with heavy carnation cream as milk and watery sweet coffee. This was in the mid-80’s. From way back (probably as far back as the time of the Conquista, judging from the size of some of those rodents) there was the rat-infested Louvre who, along with many others, served (some still do) a piss-poor excuse for coffee, also known as agua de calcetin because it had the consistency and flavor of water that a well-used sock had been soaked in.
All the rest of the cafés in the Yucatan served Nescafé instant coffee. If you wanted black coffee, you got hot water along with your chipped plastic cup and a jar of Nescafé. Café con Leche? No problem – you got the same chipped grey plastic cup, this time filled with hot instant Nido milk into which you poured the instant coffee granules.
All the other coffee places came much later – Italian Coffee, the Coffee Factory, Segafredo, Café Havana, VIPS, Sanborns – and none of them are local.
This isn’t Veracruz folks! There isn’t even a tradition of drinking coffee in the Yucatan. Please don’t make the ridiculous accusation that Starbucks will hurt all the local charming cafés because that’s just a crock. Starbucks will only hurt them if they offer a superior product, in a superior environment, at a reasonable price. The Critic sees the latter as a problem, since Starbucks is pretty pricey and Yucatecans are pretty tight with their pesos… this could lead to a problem for Starbucks once the initial furor has worn off and the status quotient has reached it’s zenith. Are there enough gringos with enough cash (remember that many come here because it’s cheap and so are in the same boat as the Yucatecans) to support this Starbucks?
Anyway I will be in there from time to time for an espresso con panna, although I can already get this at Segafredo (they use artificial whipped cream though, ugh) and Italian Coffee, where it is pretty darn good.
Your comments are always appreciated.

Carls Junior Relocation / Wendy’s Closes / Starbucks on the Way

For those of you who are fanatics of a decent hamburger (and who isn’t) the sight of Carl’s Jr. closing their one and only Montejo location across from Sam’s Club was terribly upsetting. Even more so when Wendy’s also closed their location next to the Gran Plaza mall. While Wendy’s was having some problems, they did have a decent burger… but who suspected that Carl’s Jr. was having any difficulties?

Turns out though, that everyone can rest easy; Carl’s Jr. has reopened in the Mexico Norte colonia, in a new L-shaped shopping center (Mérida has so few, that it is imperative that more of these be opened almost on a weekly basis) located beside Planet Bol (bowl) which has won awards for it’s clever use of local vegetation in it’s landscaping and it’s spacious parking lot. Not.

You will be glad to know that the Critic checked and the good news is that the burgers at the relocated Carls Jr. are as big, sloppy and tasty as at the original location; the service is somewhat lackluster and unenthusiastic and the Cartoon Network blares away for the benefit of the employees who watch glassy-eyed as Bob Sponge indulges in his latest adventures.

For those of you interested in the back story (chisme!), Carls Jr. is owned by the same folks that own Burger King and it seems that BK wanted the Montejo location and so Carl’s was sacrificed to give the King more visibility on Mérida’s most important traffic artery, offsetting the imposing McDonald’s just a few hundred feet away.

As for the Wendy’s location, there will be a Starbucks there very soon. Yes, Starbucks is finally arriving in Mérida and it is rumored that they will be opening in the upcoming malls at Liverpool and Altabrisa as well as that other one being built by Hines on the periferico.

Win Fa – Gran Plaza Fast Food Court

Win Fa is one of the first of many Chinese restaurants that have been invading Mérida lately; they have two other locations besides this food court option.

If you are in the mall, Win Fa is a good option; there are real Chinese people in charge out front and in the kitchen and the food, while repetitive after a while (the Critic eats there frequently enough to know) is generally – and consistently – good.

If you should get a chance to peer into the kitchens back doors, there are several restaurants that you will never eat at again! Among the acceptable ones, Burger King, Win Fa and Los Trompos for tacos.

At Win Fa, there are two types of fried rice, with chicken or with shrimp and several hot ‘entrees’ to choose from. The consistently better tasting are:

  • the grilled chicken or pollo a la plancha, which is just that, chicken seasoned with a light dose of 5-spice powder and salt. The downside is the saltiness which will leave you dying for water about an hour after eating, as well as the inclusion of chicken skin, which is floppy and not too appealing;
  • the pineapple chicken also known as pollo a la piña, chicken chunks breaded and covered with a sweet and sour-y pineapple sauce; this is tasty but try to get it when they are refilling the steam table container from the kitchen as the breaded part loses it’s crispiness from sitting in the sauce;
  • Szechuan pork, with lots of vegetables and plenty of spicy kick.

There are other options, including a chow mein with regular pasta noodles that the Critic finds unappealing, spring rolls (one roll counts as an entree) and lately, chinese steamed buns filled with pork or chicken.

A filling two entree platter with rice will run you 45 pesos while just one entree with rice will cost you 38 pesos. Drinks like tea and jamaica are extra.

And remember, you will require hydration later.

For a fast food place, this one gets 4 out of 5.

El Payaso Seafood Restaurant – San Felipe, Yucatan

As you may have read in the neurotic foreigners blog, the Critic had the pleasure of accompanying him on his outing to Rio Lagartos/San Felipe and while it was a great disappointment to learn that one could not sit down in the municipio of Temozon to enjoy a smoked meat taco, the trip was enjoyable enough.

The restaurant in San Felipe, El Payaso, was recommended by a friend of that neurotic foreigner as being a good choice for seafood. As he said, what else are you going to eat in San Felipe? Hamburgers?

The place was deserted when the Critic’s party entered, with the family sitting at a plastic table near the kitchen. When asked if they were serving food (‘tan abiertos?) they responded affirmatively and got up to start working.

Along with the soft drinks, the smallest family member brought over some small platitos with the usual botana (pre-meal snacks) common to the typical Yucatecan beachfront seafood eatery. The Critic only tried what seemed to be cazon entomatado, (shredded shark meat cooked with tomato which gives it a pale red color) since he stubbornly refuses to become enamoured of the idea of the mayonnaise-based options placed before him.

The lunch was simple: a seafood soup, breaded filet of fish (empanizado) and fish filet in garlic (al mojo de ajo). The soup was served first and after waiting an eternity, the other dishes made their way to the table as well. The fish was fresh though – the waiter crossed the street and came back with the fish in a clear plastic bag and showed everyone that it was indeed, fresh boquinete.

The Critic’s opinion is that El Payaso is really nothing special in the world of Yucatecan seafood offerings – nothing worse or better than what one would find anywhere on the coast.

Out of 5, this restaurant gets a 3.

La Tradicion Yucatecan Restaurant

This month, yet another Yucatecan restaurant reviewed by the insatiable and ever-critical Casual Restaurant Critic! This is, after all, what you are after, isn’t it? Yucatecan food?

La Tradicion is located between San Fernando and the MegaComercial, on 60 street. It is completely air-conditioned except for some tables on the terrace where you could theoretically smoke those stinky Phillipine-made Marlboro cigarettes you bough in Molas on the way back from Sotuta de Peon.

Being as it is July, and the heat is unbearable, the original choice for lunch, Colonos, was discarded and the Critic’s group decided on La Tradicion, which the Critic had heard or read about somewhere.

Chef David Cetina was at the door to welcome the party and soon all were seated at two tables – real tables with real chairs, not the cheap plastic ones – and had menus in their hands. After ordering drinks (micheladas, horchatas and jamaicas) a waiter arrived with a small plate of refried black beans with tortilla chips and another with codzitos for snacking while the appetizers arrived. The beans were not only good, they were hot, a real first since at most restaurants they are served luke-warm. The codzitos were crunchy and smothered in what seemed like a home-made tomato sauce. Very good.

The appetizers arrived soon after; crispy longaniza de Valladolid and delicious papadzules. In fact, the papadzules were so good that more were ordered almost right away. The temperature was excellent (hot) and the tortillas fresh, the sauce tasty. And the tortillas were thick and hand-made. Nothing like a fresh tortilla, filled with crunchy/chewy longaniza (a kind of thin flavorful chorizo) with some nose-watering, tear inducing chile habanero salsa.

Then the main course – panuchos and salbutes were ordered along with the now-obligatory Critic signature dish, queso relleno. At first sight, the Critic was alarmed by the apparent small size of the bowl of queso relleno set before him, but that fear was soon allayed with an abundance of fresh tortillas which seemed to make the dish last for hours. It was delicious. While the Critic’s better half commented that the cheese wasn’t the requisite Gouda (or Edam) the Critic didn’t notice and happily devoured his queso.

Afterwards, for the sake of investigation (and to further complicate an impending attack of sever heartburn later) flan and crema española were ordered for dessert. They were creamy and delicious as well.

The rest of the menu looked very good as well. At the table next to the Critic’s party, a family was enjoying what looked like a very authentic-looking and generous portion of puchero de tres carnes, a typical Yucatecan platillo which you can’t find that often these days.

The bill? $800 pesos without tip.

All in all, La Tradicion was a pleasant surprise. The Critic would highly recommend it to both locals and visitors alike.

On a score of 1-5, La Tradicion rates a solid 4.5!

Restaurant at Sotuta de Peon Hacienda

Hi. This is your friendly Casual Restaurant Critic reporting on the recent visit to the Hacienda Sotuta de Peon, where the Critic stayed on, along with his out-of-town guests, to sample the on-site restaurant, after the dip in the cenote and end of tour. The horse-drawn ‘truck’ conveniently stops directly in front of the restaurant, so it’s hard not to get the hint!

Under the shade of a giant palapa roof, with the breeze from an approaching storm to break the June heat, the Critic and Co sat down for a cool beer and something to eat.

As appetizers, empanadas de queso, which arrived promptly, the golden corn masa crispy on the outside with melted cheese inside and a little tomato sauce on top. Papadzules were very good as well. Before that, the cold beer arrived with two botanas: sikil pak, which is a traditional pumpkin seed and tomato paste that the Critic is extremely fond of, and a spicy mayonnaise-y cream.

For a main course, the queso relleno, another absolute Critic favorite. The cheese was abundant, the k’ol was not too thick and overwhelming, and the amount of raisins, capers and ground meat (pork and beef is called for in this recipe) was just perfect. Tortillas were hot, corn and reasonably fresh, although not as fabulous as the thick, handmade works of art served in Mani.

After polishing off at least 8 mouthwatering tacos from this one serving of queso, the Critic had had enough food to last him the remainder of the day, thereby precluding a previously planned nocturnal excursion to Kanasin to show off those panuchos and salbutes to his visiting guests.

Service was fine and overall, it was a perfect end to the Sotuta Hacienda tour. Rating? The Critic gives it a 5 on this occasion.

La Susana Internacional – Colonia Aleman Version

The Critic had heard that the famous and too-often mentioned (at least by this Critic) Susana Internacional panucheria in Kanasin had opened a branch in Mérida. Last night, in a fit of Yucatecan food poch*-ness, the Critic and his much better half zipped over to one of Mérida’s older colonias (neighborhoods), the colonia Alemán to see if this Susana was as good as the original.

There is no comparing the quirky atmosphere, the decorations; the ambience, that permeates the original Susana. At this sucursal (branch), admittedly easier to get to than the original and located in the afore-mentioned colonia, directly across from where the Cine Maya once stood, there are much fewer decorations, the waiters aren’t as funny, the furniture is plastic Coca Cola red, and the street is right beside your table. Last night, there was also the added bonus of live entertainment in the shape of a wach (tenia aspecto fuereño) scratching a battered guitar and attempting something resembling music. The Critic and Co hate live music while eating and tried not make eye contact.

The food is very good, as in the original. The obligatory menu was had consisting of salbutes and panuchos, caldo especial and a taco each of chicharra. Portions are huge, again as in the original. Drinks were aguas de pitaya and chaya, two local flavors that you, dear visitor, must try at some point while in the Yucatan.

Service was good and the Critic was impressed with the speed in which the ordered food appeared at the table. Too speedy, since everything arrived at once. But that way, you can work your way through the panucho and the salbut, dropping bits and pieces into your caldo, which is cooling off while you eat.

Prices are ridiculously cheap; perhaps a little over those of Kanasin. The total bill for two fruit waters, 2 salbutes, 1 panucho, 2 small caldos and 2 tacos de chicharra, came to $145.00 (pesos!) At today’s exchange rate, this works out to around $13 USD for a very filling, belt-popping, cholesterol-level-boosting dinner.

On a scale of 1 (worst) to 5 (best) the Critic subjectively awards the Susana Internacional’s second location a hearty 3.

*poch – A Mayan word meaning to be in the mood for something. Also when you are feeling in need of a hug, your mood can be described as ‘poch’.

La Susana Internacional Revisited – Again

The Critic is pleased to report that what is arguably the the best panucheria in the Yucatan, La Susana Internacional, continues to maintain that which makes it so good in the Critic’s humble opinion:

  • friendly service from quirky waiters;
  • overflowing and oversized panuchos and salbutes;
  • caldos loaded to the rim with actual shredded roasted pavo aka turkey;
  • delcious, crunchy and chewy chicharra (pork rinds);
  • refreshing natural fruit (and nutritious chaya) drinks
  • amazingly accessible prices;
  • that friendly parking lot guy.

In addition, La Susana Internacional, located just across from the El Chisme II store in beautiful (ok maybe a little less than beautiful) downtown Kanasin, had, on this most recent visit at 11 om on a Saturday night, an hipil-clad hostess to welcome patrons and there was a shiny, brand-new menu complete with package combo suggestions for 2 to 8 people.

Still haven’t been there? What on Chaac’s good earth are you waiting for?